so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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