So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
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I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
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I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
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