The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
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You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
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Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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