is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
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i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
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You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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