we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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