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• (248): View more from Michigan

  I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now

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• (909): View more from California

  It must have been true love

  (604): View more from British Columbia

  I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.

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• (917): View more from New York City

  I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing

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• (214): View more from Texas

  things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's

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• (310): View more from California

  He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday

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• (312): View more from Illinois

  I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.

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• (641): View more from Iowa

  Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.

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  25 Cringeworthy Below the Pants Injuries

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.

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• (802): View more from Vermont

  Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.

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