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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot

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  Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.

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• (801): View more from Utah

  My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.

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• (713): View more from Texas

  I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.

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• (360): View more from Washington

  Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.

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• (352): View more from Florida

  She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.

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• (905): View more from Ontario

  STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.

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• (309): View more from Illinois

  SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.

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