I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Moan for me like Helen Keller
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
These People Are The Epitome of Lazy
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Disturbing Scenes People Witnessed As Children
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole