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  Its about making memories worth repressing

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• (416): View more from Ontario

  I wanna be on tlc

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  Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.

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• (780): View more from Alberta, CA

  there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.

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• (260): View more from Indiana

  I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job

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• (928): View more from Arizona

  You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.

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• (321): View more from Florida Space Coast

  Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?

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• (207): View more from Maine

  I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.

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• (253): View more from Washington

  Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life

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• (251): View more from Alabama

  I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.

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• (309): View more from Illinois

  I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad

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