Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
I see more hoeing in ur future
Randomize
