Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
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I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
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I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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