I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
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thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
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OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
Sometimes, being an adult means buying a bottle of whiskey after work and live tweeting the commercial breaks on food network.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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