brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
We don't watch enough power rangers
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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