I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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