Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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