There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
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My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
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Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
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