Its about making memories worth repressing
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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