Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
so let's talk penis.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
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Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
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She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
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