have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
I think a kid would responsible me up
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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