you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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