I'm really into asian looking animals
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
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i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
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if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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