What a fucking waste of an outfit
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
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