Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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