is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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