Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
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You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
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Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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