If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
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Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
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Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
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