my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
