She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
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she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
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How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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