Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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