Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
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