69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
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