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We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
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Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
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I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
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