one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
My vagina is very pro this idea
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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