Are we in a gay sports bar?
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
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She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
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Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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