Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
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Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
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What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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