Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
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Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
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I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
Who put my cat in the fridge?
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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