I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
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