last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
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