I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
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