I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
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Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
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The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
Randomize