I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
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I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
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Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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