pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
