the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
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if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
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Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
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