Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Are we still banned from the library?
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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