I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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