TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
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Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
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cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
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