You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
Randomize
