im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
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You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
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No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
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