I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
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Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
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My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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