yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
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the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
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Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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