ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
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