Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
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This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
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The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
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