I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
Randomize
