I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
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We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
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And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
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Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
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