You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
Randomize
