would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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